Definition of anonymous

1. According to Merriam-Webster:

not named or identified;
of unknown authorship or origin

2. According to a remarkable number of blog comments:

At 1:13 a.m. anonymous commenter said...

Hi, blogger, it's me.

At 3:11 a.m. anonymous commenter said...

Hi, blogger. Long time, no email???!!!

At 3:20 a.m. anonymous commenter said...

Hi, blogger, it's me again! Still waiting for that email ...

At 3:29 a.m. anonymous commenter said...

Um, yeah, so how bout that email eh?

At 3:34 a.m. anonymous commenter said...

jeez blogger do u hate all your readers or just me huh? ?? u suck im never readign ur blog again!!!